WHY MEN WANT DOGS
- Wednesday, November 06 2013 @ 03:26 pm UTC
- Contributed by: erik
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HERE IS A RENDITION OF MEN LOGIC PULLED FROM THE NET
Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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4. A dog's parents never visit.
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
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9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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10.. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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11.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last... but not least:
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12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
![](http://www.swflgsdrescue.com/images/articles/20131106102658926_1.jpg)
![](http://www.swflgsdrescue.com/images/articles/20131106102658926_2.jpg)
To test this theory
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife
Description: Description:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
Description: Description:
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Description: Description:
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
Description: Description:
4. A dog's parents never visit.
Description: Description:
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Description: Description:
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Description: Description:
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Description: Description:
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
Description: Description:
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
Description: Description:
10.. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
Description: Description:
11.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last... but not least:
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12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
![](http://www.swflgsdrescue.com/images/articles/20131106102658926_1.jpg)
![](http://www.swflgsdrescue.com/images/articles/20131106102658926_2.jpg)
To test this theory
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who's happy to see you.